Kitty DrunkDrunk is mere moments from an unplanned water landing

Published September 4, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk

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Every morning is an adventure when you start the day by extracting an unconscious cat from the toilet with a pair of barbecue tongs. Just follow the whimsical trail of lukewarm vomit plops trailing down the hallway and the eye-watering stank of drugstore knock-off Brut cologne. K DD is under the (mistaken) impression that if she douses herself with enough, it will mask the odor of cannabis steaming from her Coors Light-encrusted pelt. ¬†Well I can guarantee she will suddenly not be so drowsy when she hears me open the fridge and then she will come tumbling in, waving the sopping toilet brush like a smiting wand, bellowing for chardonnay, which she refers to as “wet food”.¬†Disgraceful.

27 comments on “Kitty DrunkDrunk is mere moments from an unplanned water landing

    • You’ve got one too! K DD is attempting to stealthily follow you home so she can hide in the shrubbery and watch TV through your living room window. I had to revoke her privileges after she became enraged at Rachel Ray for “jacking her style” and hurled a frying pan at the cable box.

    • Oh HEEY HM12! Well that particular strain of “wet food” has become the entire bottom section of Kitty DrunkDrunk’s food pyramid so you can imagine the struggles of K DD’s personal “nutritionist”! Poor thing is always rushing out the door in tears.

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