Kitty DrunkDrunk has a decidedly loose interpretation of “chores”
Published August 13, 2012 by Kitty DrunkDrunk
You know, all I asked was for Kitty DrunkDrunk to sweep up that mini-desert of spilled Fresh Step surrounding her litter box like a pee pee-soaked alluvial fan. You can see for yourself how far along she got. Apparently her hangover is so severe that slowly decapitating oneself on the edge of a dustpan is preferable to putting paws to broom. She said she was exhausted from spending the entire day at the swim-up bar at the country club but I happen to know that all she did was flail about in the public pool with a 40 of malt liquor shoved in her trunks. Not really the same thing, K DD. And then she tries to tell me that her nose is red from “sunburn” . Oh PLEASE. she’s got more burst capillaries on that shnoz than W.C. Fields.
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Hey K DD, you got closer to the broom than any of ours ever have
Bwaa ha! Unfortunately she seems to think that “proximity to cleaning supplies” = “completed chores”. You should see how she tries to get away with not cleaning the toilet! It is beyond description. (shudder)
Oh, yours is a funny blog… haha… Enjoyed this tremendously…
What a lovely puss is Miss Kitty DrunkDrunk!
Woo thanks! K DD is lovely in her own “special” way…she is now practicing her “model walk” on the edge of the tub. She’s a little off balance though because of that quart of Coors light she’s toting along.
thanks for visiting my site, kitty!
Right on John! For once K DD made an “appropriate” choice while cruising the blogs!!
read my ‘like’ as love it
Dang thanks! K DD has developed a little inappropriate crush, I think. Look out for drool soaked postcards with xs and os scrawled in chardonnay coming your way!
this groupie is hanging out by the mailbox with a vapid grin
I love it when Kitty DD fibs about what she’s been up to. It’s not outright lying, but she does alter the facts ever so slightly to cast a different light on her activities.
I know! It’s not like she’s fooling anyone. I think her protective shield of delusion is what keeps her fresh as a daisy. A drooping, whiskey-soaked daisy behind the gas station, that is.
an alcoholic cat. this is right up my alley.
Oh K DD has spent PLENTY of time in the alley, if you know what I mean. Sometimes she passes out behind the dumpster on what she calls “date night”.
Haha! You know it makes sense, though!
BTW love your blog!
Shucks thanks Marco! K DD does keep a gal busy. Why just this morning I found her adding box wine to every single liquid item in the fridge “to save time”. Jeez, K DD, even the salad dressing? Come ON!!
Hmmm, getting some ideas here – I think I should compare notes with her, LOL. Maybe she can get my cat plastered and then I can teach him how to use the cat flap?
I like to conclude each of my posts with a kitty, may I reblog a kitty drunkdrunk?
K DD would be HONORED. She is busy hastily constructing a little tiara and scepter out of mummified “objects” from her litter box and covering them with glitter glue so she can parade up and down the hallway, waving smugly. Thanks Shane!
http://mixandmatchmeme.wordpress.com/2012/08/16/nikkie-goes-slumming/
Nikkie will be swinging by to pick you up. Don’t keep her waiting.
K DD can’t wait! She is squeezing into her little sequined hotpants as we speak!
Thanks for visiting my blog! I wouldn’t have found this little hilarious kitten otherwise
Hey thanks back!! She loves to make new friends even if she rarely remembers them the next morning…
That cat has some nerve! I thnk she is playing you for a fool.
I KNOW! She has some cheek, doesn’t she? Brat.
Show her whose boss!
This sounds like my weekend.
I like the sound of that weekend!! K DD is on her way with a six-pack!!
Maybe you need to give her an allowance of chardonnay…:-)
Calico cats are incorrigible you know…
Those calicos gals are stinkers aren’t they? Let’s make sure ours never meet or they might form a gang.
Hi thanks for stopping by at my blog.. my kitty had labor yesterday and I post her babies pictures in http://houseofkikies.wordpress.com/2012/08/17/why-i-write-in-english-and-kitty-labor/ if you wanna see.. your kitty brown nose are so cute
EEEE! Cutecutecute! Don’t let Kitty DrunkDrunk see those little ones or she will try to take them to happy hour with little fake IDs!
Miss KDD,
Everyone is allowed to indulge every once in a while. Recently, I had so much nip, I hopped a plane to NYC! Whoops!
-Pearl
>^.,^<
ps. your dust pan is so fashion forward!
Oh PEARL! I think K DD would like to have a playdate with you. In the K DD to English lexicon, “every once in awhile” equals “every few minutes” so it will probably be a short date, unless you can think of a game that involves an unconscious cat. Wait, don’t answer that.
I had one that peed on the broom regularly.
Hi Purple R! That’s a trick that I definitely don’t want K DD to learn. She’s already got dozens of secret pee locations, it’s like a minefield in here!
Surely you realize how exhausted a girl can be when she has so many things on her schedule every day – grooming, toilet time, staring into corners (because, obviously, YOU have neglected your responsibilities in this particular areas). No wonder she’s too tired for other chores!
She’s got those skills down pat, that’s for sure! Well, maybe except for the grooming part. But she makes up for it with her extra efforts in the toilet department!
So glad you called, Slave and I are following avidly, though she’s gets a bit sniffy about behaviour sometimes! Will have to hide K DD’s worst excesses from her, she can be such a bore…
Woo! High dewclaw from K DD! She’s EXTRA good at concealing her no-no habits– years of practice from when I packed her off to that nunnery in a last-ditch attempt to dry her out. No dice. El diablo is strong in this one..