Apparently K DD’s spirit animal is a nice Chardonnay. She went staggering into Sears to get her head shots done because some guy at the TGIFridays at the mall told her she could be an actress and said to meet him behind the Home Depot for a “screen test”. By the time she left, the poor Sears guy was in absolute TEARS. Nothing in his community college photography class prepared him for the ghostly wine glass shaped aura that appears around her in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE. Eerie, oui?
Amen! Let us construct a shrine! Pilgrims will come from far and wide to touch her clipped ear for salvation. Oh and a 40 oz of Schlitz Malt Liquor. And maybe one of those little packs of peanuts.
TESTIFY! K DD is digging out her choir robes and we’re gonna do some holy rollin’! Rollin’ down to the pub for the early bird mimosa special that is. Ahem. I mean AMEN!!
Tell me about it! K DD made me enroll her in a printmaking class and only ended up using her newfound skills to make counterfeit lottery tickets. To support her schnapps habit. Higher learning, my foot!
Never fear! Every time I mention rehab she pretends she doesn’t speak English, grabs the nearest bible and pretends to be deep in prayer. I happen to know that it’s one of those hollowed-out novelty bibles with space for a flask so I think we’re safe. But thanks for your concern, dearie!
I will be happy to send you a copy of this limited edition Kitty DrunkDrunk photo safely enclosed in a dinner-plate sized goldtone locket that comes with a lock of K DD’s pelt on the facing side for secret pining and stroking. I expect proof of wearing within a fortnight or it will be sternly revoked.
I THOUGHT I recognized that vision that keeps appearing on the wall behind the liquor store. Is a miracle, i thinks…
Amen! Let us construct a shrine! Pilgrims will come from far and wide to touch her clipped ear for salvation. Oh and a 40 oz of Schlitz Malt Liquor. And maybe one of those little packs of peanuts.
Makes one paws and for prayer and praise.
TESTIFY! K DD is digging out her choir robes and we’re gonna do some holy rollin’! Rollin’ down to the pub for the early bird mimosa special that is. Ahem. I mean AMEN!!
Such a vision of loveliness
Vision of loveliness that K DD
I see you have correctly assumed that K DD is seeing double and thoughtfully posted twice. Thanks I M!
I don’t think a community college photography class can prepare anyone for anything except serve as a reminder of where things went wrong.
Tell me about it! K DD made me enroll her in a printmaking class and only ended up using her newfound skills to make counterfeit lottery tickets. To support her schnapps habit. Higher learning, my foot!
You need to post everyday because this blog makes me unreasonably happy. Make sure K DD never gets rehab into her head.
Never fear! Every time I mention rehab she pretends she doesn’t speak English, grabs the nearest bible and pretends to be deep in prayer. I happen to know that it’s one of those hollowed-out novelty bibles with space for a flask so I think we’re safe. But thanks for your concern, dearie!
okay, phew.
Poetic and lovely. She is like Withnail without her I.
I will be happy to send you a copy of this limited edition Kitty DrunkDrunk photo safely enclosed in a dinner-plate sized goldtone locket that comes with a lock of K DD’s pelt on the facing side for secret pining and stroking. I expect proof of wearing within a fortnight or it will be sternly revoked.
Challenge accepted, good madame! In return I shall sent you some sawdust from my pet hamster’s cage.
you had me at “smell my paw.”
You can have ALL of K DD’s paws! I secretly think her feet are actually just paw-shaped hunks of margarita salt at this point….
Love K DD, think she,s cool! Thanks for being my first ever comment/reply! Cats every where, Rock On!
Yeah!! Thanks man! K DD is trying to throw the rock horns but needs all four feet to stay upright due to her appalling lack of balance. YOU rock on!