Well that’s just great. Kitty DrunkDrunk has collapsed in my underwear drawer again, mistaking it for the upper bunk of her permanently reserved room at Woozy Puddy Last Chance Rehab. Oh SORRY, I mean, “Rejuvenation Spa”. Like anyone’s going to believe that. Now she’s drunkenly singing the entire Highway to Hell album in an off-key falsetto and periodically hollering for someone to “bring her a fucking cigarette, willya?!” This is why I keep the second drawer empty because it will inevitably be filled with horrid K DD bodily fluids trickling from above like a pungent, gin-and-urine scented spring rain. It’s going to be a great Saturday.
Har! Well I suppose the same thing I do EVERY day: Inspect all surfaces for K DD pee and all household crevices for her clumsily stashed airline bottles of hooch.
And, yet, we continue to be slaves to our feline tormentors! By the way, Is K DD the mascot for the Absinthe Depot in Berlin? http://www.erstesabsinthdepotberlin.de/
That is frighteningly appropriate! Maybe that’s where she got her troublesome absinthe habit and apparently also did a little nude modeling for their logo designer…..p.s. I love that it’s called Absinthe DEPOT! Like it’s a superstore for all your bulk absinthe needs
Yeah! Tough love! I will try that one of these days…. as soon as she stops glaring at me over her shotglass while cleaning her nails with a switchblade. I like how you call it being “let outside”! Ha ha! So classy!!
I used to open the bottom drawer of my human’s chest of drawers. I forgot about that completely. I was nice sleeping in freshly cleaned clothes. I guess I should do that again. Thanks for reminding me!
Purrs
Hey hey hey Marseille! K DD is now dreaming of a visit to France to drink too much table wine and pass out in the fromage. She’s been frantically looking for her passport but I secretly chucked it out after the whole smuggling incident of ’98…
This is a fun idea for a blog – like it! One suggestion – it would be a great idea to create an About page to tell readers more about your Kitty (background, upbringing, educational qualifications, where Kitty lives, frequency of bowel movement, propensity to eat moths and so on). I know my three resident feline liggers would be interested to read it when they can be arsed to drag themselves in from lolling about on the lawn.
Hiya Soo Eff! Thanks for the tip and P.S. you crack me up! Unfortunately K DD’s witness protection program has put a strict limit on the personal information she is allowed to share. It seems our girl had a little trouble back in her stripper days and was forced to go underground for reasons I am not at liberty to discuss…..
Lol. Isla loves to hang out in my underwear drawer as well, particularly on hot days like today. However, I think I’ll need to cut her some slack — compared to Kitty DD she’s a model of good behaviour.
Aw shucks ED! K DD is delighted to hear from you. Unfortunately she is shouting into her pack of cigarillos because she’s mistaken it for a cell phone–so if she asks, just pretend you got her call. She’ll probably forget anyway.
I see that cats are taking over your life too!!! thanks for liking my post… you’ll be interested to know that I got the cats off the water butt and shooed the horrible hisser away! lol. Enjoy your Saturday…. x
Aw thanks C R! Kitty DrunkDrunk is getting quite the swelled head now! Or maybe it’s just bloated from quaffing all that shady moonshine she bought at that farmstand
Excellent advice! Especially because K DD’s hairballs often have a martini olive complete with toothpick concealed in the middle. Try stepping on one of THOSE babies in the middle of the night!
I KNOW! Good god they are all weirdos! It’s like cats KNOW when I haven’t done laundry in a couple of months or something. I say mind your own business, butt-licker!
That’s a great picture! It looks like Kitty is saying “Ya, I’m pissing on your undies. What you gonna do about it?”
Har! Well I suppose the same thing I do EVERY day: Inspect all surfaces for K DD pee and all household crevices for her clumsily stashed airline bottles of hooch.
And, yet, we continue to be slaves to our feline tormentors! By the way, Is K DD the mascot for the Absinthe Depot in Berlin? http://www.erstesabsinthdepotberlin.de/
That is frighteningly appropriate! Maybe that’s where she got her troublesome absinthe habit and apparently also did a little nude modeling for their logo designer…..p.s. I love that it’s called Absinthe DEPOT! Like it’s a superstore for all your bulk absinthe needs
hahaaa kitty DrunkDrunk is very cute and cool
Reminds me of my cat Diesel when he helps himself to my drawers!
Why are they such pervs?I mean, I don’t go rooting around in HER undies drawer! She would have a FIT!
Someone would be let outside if they were to pee on my underwear.
Yeah! Tough love! I will try that one of these days…. as soon as she stops glaring at me over her shotglass while cleaning her nails with a switchblade. I like how you call it being “let outside”! Ha ha! So classy!!
I used to open the bottom drawer of my human’s chest of drawers. I forgot about that completely. I was nice sleeping in freshly cleaned clothes. I guess I should do that again. Thanks for reminding me!
Purrs
K DD just wants everyone to be comfortable, don’tcha know! Be sure to push your “extra shed” button before you get into the dresser!
Kitty DrunkDrunk has great taste : “Highway to Hell” is super cool !!! Thank you for the follow ! Meow from Marseille, France !
Hey hey hey Marseille! K DD is now dreaming of a visit to France to drink too much table wine and pass out in the fromage. She’s been frantically looking for her passport but I secretly chucked it out after the whole smuggling incident of ’98…
Awesome blog, madame. Tremendous. I dare you thus; 2+2 = 666,000. I expect your evaluation now.
Oh YOU. (Giggle! Titter!) You make ol’ K DD want to mince over to the sideboard for a nice vat of sherry.
This is a fun idea for a blog – like it! One suggestion – it would be a great idea to create an About page to tell readers more about your Kitty (background, upbringing, educational qualifications, where Kitty lives, frequency of bowel movement, propensity to eat moths and so on). I know my three resident feline liggers would be interested to read it when they can be arsed to drag themselves in from lolling about on the lawn.
Hiya Soo Eff! Thanks for the tip and P.S. you crack me up! Unfortunately K DD’s witness protection program has put a strict limit on the personal information she is allowed to share. It seems our girl had a little trouble back in her stripper days and was forced to go underground for reasons I am not at liberty to discuss…..
cool kitty!!!
Thanks! Unfortunately K DD also thinks she is too cool for school and is always ditching gym class!
Lol. Isla loves to hang out in my underwear drawer as well, particularly on hot days like today. However, I think I’ll need to cut her some slack — compared to Kitty DD she’s a model of good behaviour.
Hee hee! K DD is a BAD INFLUENCE!! Hide your kittens!
Swoon! (THUD.) Oh K DD is just as flattered as can be! She’s giving you a high dewclaw and howling along to “We Are the Champions!” Thankee to ye!
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I dont know if it my love of cats, but I am loving this site. Cheers me up
Aw shucks ED! K DD is delighted to hear from you. Unfortunately she is shouting into her pack of cigarillos because she’s mistaken it for a cell phone–so if she asks, just pretend you got her call. She’ll probably forget anyway.
I see that cats are taking over your life too!!! thanks for liking my post… you’ll be interested to know that I got the cats off the water butt and shooed the horrible hisser away! lol. Enjoy your Saturday…. x
Sigh! Cleaning up after K DD is a full time job it’s true! If I’m not scraping together bail money it’s yet ANTOTHER trip to detox for the old gal…
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This is so funny! I just had to share.
Aw thanks C R! Kitty DrunkDrunk is getting quite the swelled head now! Or maybe it’s just bloated from quaffing all that shady moonshine she bought at that farmstand
The first thing I learned about living with cats – smell everything before you put it on. Also, check the floor around the bed for hairballs.
Excellent advice! Especially because K DD’s hairballs often have a martini olive complete with toothpick concealed in the middle. Try stepping on one of THOSE babies in the middle of the night!
HAHA this is some funny sh*t. I want to read more
Grand! Thankfully there is a robust supply of K DD material to be had. She is a veritable font of delights! And pee!
Why cats do that? Really??? Mine used to sneak in my underwear drawer the moment she found it open!
I KNOW! Good god they are all weirdos! It’s like cats KNOW when I haven’t done laundry in a couple of months or something. I say mind your own business, butt-licker!