Well well well. Looks like Kitty DrunkDrunk got herself ahold of some absinthe today. She’s feeling all kindsa funkytown and has spent the last hour going “Have you ever looked at your paws? I mean REAAALLLY looked at your paws?” God! Shut UP, K DD! Your paws are a horror show! There’s like some kind of liverwurst rind perpetually stuck to your dewclaw and I know for a FACT your paw pads taste like pee because you keep shoving them in my sleeping mouth to inform me that it’s breakfast time. Guess what? Breakfast time is not 3 am and doesn’t consist of Jagermeister drizzled over a slab of Fancy Feast.
this cracks me up!
K DD is an ENDLESS source of doofy paw action, ’tis true!
Thanks Sugar L! KDD is giving you a dewclaws up from inside the beer fridge!
Oh, Kitty DrunkDrunk! Sparky Spitfire sez she luvs u!
Right back atcha Sparky S.! K DD is shredding the last remaining toilet roll in the house into a nice corsage for you!
Thanks for liking my blog posts on kitties. You need to get K DD into K AA. : )
Too true! Now if only I can find a meeting that is scheduled during the 12 minutes a day she is actually awake…
Dang, what does she do with vodka???
Everything but bathe in it. Wait, let me rephrase that: Everything but BREATHE it!
Nice. As it should be..
I had a friend, dead now, who had a cat that sucked his eyebrows every morning to wake him up.
Holy cow! If K DD did that my eyebrows would just sizzle right off from all the moonshine fumes on her breath! Sorry about your friend…